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School jokes
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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Aviation jokes - A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH MY GOD!" Silence Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said: "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
Bird jokes - Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."
Bird jokes - What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
Barbie doll jokes - There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine
Biologist jokes - Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his 7 days in the field, he would return to the small town and spend a day or two resting up and drinking in the only bar in town. On one particular day it was 40 below zero and Garvin made his way into the bar. He asked Bud, the bartender, for a whiskey. "I don't know, Garvin, you sure have run-up a big bill in here." The bartender told him. " I know," Garvin replied, "But I'm flat broke, and I sure could use a drink. "OK," The barkeep told him, "I'll just write your tab down on the piece of paper and pin it up here by the coat rack." "Oh no, don't do that, I don't want everyone in town to see it. "Don't worry," The bartender replied, "I'm going to cover it up with your parka until its paid!"
Cannibal jokes - Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Yo momma jokes - YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
Journalist jokes - A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
Music jokes - Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
Christmas jokes - What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
Bicycle jokes - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !
Insect jokes - What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !
Cat jokes - What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
Burger jokes - Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
Frog jokes - Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !
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