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Apple jokes
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
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Ghost jokes - What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.
Bus jokes - Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
History jokes - Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
Mental health jokes - Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them.
Various animal jokes - How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
Frog jokes - Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !
Computer jokes - Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
Book title jokes - Looking Forward by Felix Ited
Car and train jokes - What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
Doctor and nurse jokes - Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
Lawyer jokes - First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!
Fishing jokes - Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?" The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law." The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"
Doctor and nurse jokes - How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Dirty jokes - What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!
Blonde jokes - A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it. "Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
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