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What kind of apple isn't an apple?
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pineapple.
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- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bull
!
Bull who ?
Bull the chain when your done !
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Fiddler on the hoof!
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sports?
-Ball lightning
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accountant goes into a pet shop to
buy a parrot. The shop owner shows
him three identical parrots on a
perch and says, "The parrot on the
left costs $500."
"Why
does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant.
"Well,"
replies the owner, "it knows how to do complex audits."
"How much does
the middle parrot cost?" asks the accountant.
"That one costs
$1,000 because it can do everything the first one can
do plus it
knows how to prepare financial forecasts".
The startled accountant
asks about the third parrot, to be told it
costs $4,000. Needless to
say, this begs the question, "What can it do?"
To which the
owner replies "To be honest, I've never seen him do a
darn thing, but
the other two call him Senior Partner."
- » Patient: Doctor,
what should I do
if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!
- » Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
the world?
King Pong.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becker
!
Becker who ?
Becker the devil you know !
- » What do hurricanes most like to eat for
dessert?
-Candy Canes
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saber?
A darthvark!
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?
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
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car?
A
car in first-crash condition.
- » Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's
words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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e-mails?
Beast wishes.
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the
market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white
face
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know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those
who
can count, and those who can't.