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Apple jokes
What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
Podobne wpisy
Waiter jokes - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
Car and train jokes - Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough
Computer jokes - A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. "I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane. "I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane." "You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."
Computer jokes - Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
Salesmen jokes - A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars. The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale. The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat." And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat. The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish." And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
School jokes - Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!
Various animal jokes - Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily, don't hit me !
Fishing jokes - Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!". The other replied, "No, it's not!". The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side. To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover."
Time jokes - Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.
Elephant jokes - What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !
Cat jokes - What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
Barbie doll jokes - There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included
Dog jokes - What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !
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