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Rabbit jokes - How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Blonde jokes - A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Car and train jokes - Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to do?" The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a side street."
Dog jokes - Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
Parent jokes - What do you call a small parent? A minimum !
Internet jokes - Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
Dirty jokes - Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Pig jokes - Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
Insect jokes - What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
Blonde jokes - Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says," Let's go over the bridge."
Dog jokes - What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
Book title jokes - How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !
Baby jokes - Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!