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Gorilla jokes - What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!
Insect jokes - Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
Children jokes - Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes for ?' Ben asked. 'They're knot holes,' said his dad. 'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.
Movie and TV jokes - Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?
Marriage jokes - Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!"
Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!
Blonde jokes - ... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.
Brother and sister jokes - Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'
Criminal jokes - If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).
Horse jokes - What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !
Divorce jokes - Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."
Cat jokes - Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!
Dead and dying jokes - A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster. 'Certainly ma'am,' said the undertaker, 'but there was really no need to bring her with you.'
School jokes - A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his shirt and it was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest class in the school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times. While working at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class become more and more unmanageable. Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.