a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z

Dog jokes - What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!
Car and train jokes - A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He'd then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal changed. The first fellow observed this for several miles, until he could stand it no longer. The next time the truck driver jumped out with the stick, the first fellow jumped out and ran up to him. "I'm sorry to bother you," he said, over the din of the banging, "but I am very curious; could you tell me what you are doing?" Without breaking rhythm, the truck driver replied, "Sure, Mac. Ya see, this here's a six-ton truck but I've got eight tons of canaries aboard, so I've gotta keep two ton of them flying all the time so I don't break an axle".
Blonde jokes - Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
Religious jokes - On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said, "What's a four -letter word ending in "unt" which means "woman"? The bishop said, "Did you try "aunt"? The Pope said, "Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?"
Aardvark jokes - Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Dog jokes - Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
Ethnic jokes - Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
Music jokes - Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.
Police jokes - What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.
Vampire jokes - Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.
Christmas jokes - Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!
Christmas jokes - Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
Humor jokes - What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Blonde jokes - Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
Police jokes - "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."