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Ethnic jokes - A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
Blonde jokes - Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Ethnic jokes - What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Bed jokes - Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems.
History jokes - What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !
Music jokes - Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.
Monster jokes - What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.
Computer jokes - Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
Weather jokes - Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !
Religious jokes - Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.
Money jokes - If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
Letter jokes - Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred." "But you can't write," Mom pointed out. "That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."
History jokes - "What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."
Bird jokes - What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !