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Horse jokes - Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Music jokes - Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Hunting jokes - What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match.
Cannibal jokes - Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Police jokes - A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30." The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."
Elephant jokes - What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !
Women jokes - Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Dog jokes - What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
Waiter jokes - Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
Cow jokes - How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
College jokes - Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
Brother and sister jokes - A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'
Dead and dying jokes - What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
Baby jokes - Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.
Frog jokes - What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !