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Blonde jokes - What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.
School jokes - Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Restaurant jokes - A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks. "Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.
Snowman jokes - How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
Clinton jokes - Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
Men jokes - Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Dog jokes - What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
Christmas jokes - 'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
Cannibal jokes - What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'
Christmas jokes - I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.'Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!'
Internet jokes - What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!
Christmas jokes - How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
Weather jokes - The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
Blonde jokes - Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Marriage jokes - "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your husband say?" "He said, 'Thank you'. "