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Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Snake jokes - What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !
Dirty jokes - Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.
Yo momma jokes - Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Beauty jokes - Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.
Ethnic jokes - A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
Baby jokes - Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
Dirty jokes - Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Dentist jokes - What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself
Aviation jokes - Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
Military jokes - I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control center that was surrounded by several Minuteman II silos. The facility and the silos were separated by several miles. We were not allowed to leave the "capsule" until relieved the next day, and we were supported by several on-site personnel in the support building upstairs. The capsules were Spartan, but each boasted a small refrigerator and a small microwave. On one tour of duty, the cook called down around lunch time and informed us that she was cleaning her oven and that hot food would be unavailable for a short time. Later, around supper time, she called down again and apologized that she had dismantled her oven to clean it, was having trouble reassembling it, and would again be unable to heat our food orders. We were somewhat annoyed, but, being the kinder, gent ler military officers we were, told her "No problem. Just send down the frozen meals and we'll 'nuke' them ourselves." Several seconds of dead silence on the phone followed before she whispered, "You can DO that?" :
Monster jokes - Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
Vampire jokes - How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.
Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!
Beauty jokes - Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.