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Food jokes - The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
Waiter jokes - Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
Banana jokes - They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.
Yo momma jokes - Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Idiot and fool jokes - Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.
Biologist jokes - A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants - a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can handle working with such fierce creatures so he decided to test their skills with the bears. The two hopefuls followed him out to the bear pen. He first asked the young women to show him what she could do. She entered the cage, stripped down to her bikini, and the largest bear walked up and nuzzled her bare legs. The astonished mammalogist then said to the old man, "Can you do that?" "You're darn right I can," said the old man, "just get that bear out of there first !"
Barbie doll jokes - There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
Military jokes - During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled, "Hey, Juan!" A soldier jumped up and replied, "What?" The general shot him dead. This continued for three days. A Mexican general decided that two could play this game and decided to try it out. He called out, "Hey, John!" An American replied, "John isn't here. Is that you Juan?" The Mexican general stood up, "Yeah" . . .
Computer jokes - Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.
Pig jokes - Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.
Dog jokes - What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"
Marriage jokes - Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.