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Idiot and fool jokes - Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
Idiot and fool jokes - When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"
Vampire jokes - What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.
Elephant jokes - What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
Yo momma jokes - Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Insect jokes - Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !
Telephone jokes - How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !
Sport jokes - What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
Computer jokes - What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
Internet jokes - What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
Clinton jokes - One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom. Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. Abe replied, "Go to the theater."
Blonde jokes - Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
Military jokes - During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered, he sneered and said "you are all wrong, the army is now your home". Back at the barracks, he read the evening duties, then asked the first sergeant if he had anything to say "you bet I do" the sergeant replied, "men, while you were gone today, I found beds improperly made, clothes not hanging correctly, shoes not shined and footlockers a mess. Where do you think you are? Home?
Religious jokes - What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
Gorilla jokes - What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!