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- » What did the baby elephant get when
the
daddy elephant sneezed ?
Out of the way !
- » The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak
- » What do ghosts watch if they want to
relax?
Skelly-vision!
- » An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
arrival.
"How did you get here?" he asked.
And the new angel
replied, "Flu..."
- » Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
common?
A: They are both substitute meats.
- » Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred:
No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance
from
Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down
!
- » Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
- » The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a
Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a
great-looking
female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver
and
cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman
says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies,
"That's not good
enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says,
"That's not
creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says,
"Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
- » Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children,
travel is very
good for you. It broadens the mind.
Betty,
muttering: If you're anything to go by, that's not all it
broadens!
- » What did you think of our website?
A
little bit tacky.
- » After my wife and her former best
buddy, another
Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted
one
husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief
means
of communication. When our phone
bills showed astronomical
increases, the other spouse and I sought
relief. Since we both
owned computers, we
encourage our wives to use electronic mail.
Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent,
then call back to confirm that it
arrived and have a
conversation about the contents!
- » A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning
storms?
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
- » What's the
difference between a sick
elephant and seven days ?
One is a weak one and the other one week !
- » After a difficult day a struggling actor
returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of
police and
fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.
Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?"
"Well,"
one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came
by your
house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife,
assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the
ground."
The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in
disbelief...
"My agent came to my house?"
- » Q: How many musicians does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and
17 to be on
the guest list.