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Dirty jokes - Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Dentist jokes - "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
School jokes - Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !
Easter jokes - Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
Humor jokes - A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman walking alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place. nThey were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on really quickly, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails on the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said - "Come on guys, we're almost there!"
Waiter jokes - Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
Face jokes - Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!
Old age jokes - How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!
Food jokes - What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.
Monster jokes - What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
Money jokes - Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
Money jokes - Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
History jokes - What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.
Frog jokes - Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !