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Rabbit jokes - What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
Food jokes - Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Lawyer jokes - In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients! When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, "I only build coffins now."
Blonde jokes - What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.
Dog jokes - What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !
Blind jokes - Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
Car and train jokes - Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
Barbie doll jokes - There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
Dog jokes - Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.
Marriage jokes - Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Money jokes - What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!
Travel and tourist jokes - Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."
Fishing jokes - Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Aviation jokes - A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."