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Dirty jokes - "Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice whispered. "Scheesch! You're good." she replied. "You mean you can tell all that from two hello's?"
Political jokes - Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
Fishing jokes - What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
Insect jokes - What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
Humor jokes - Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
Baby jokes - Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.
Blonde jokes - Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
Aviation jokes - Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
Cat jokes - Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!
Easter jokes - What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!
Religious jokes - Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson, he brought the house down !
Computer jokes - Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons.
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !