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Dentist jokes - Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth
Fishing jokes - What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !
School jokes - Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !
Email this funny joke to a friend! - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Bird jokes - What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !
Yo momma jokes - Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
School jokes - Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
Vampire jokes - Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.
Clinton jokes - Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.
History jokes - "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"
Restaurant jokes - What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!
Monster jokes - A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor. 'So would I.'
Old age jokes - One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself. "Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could fly!"
Frog jokes - Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !